jaracter who (?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?) Roxy

The TARDIS his own TARDIS a chrome dark blue locker for the exterior The Jaracter was just extatic and he loved the interior ' much better than that old Police public call box of that doctor who he considered a brother and father well cause he was and is both. The console center a blueish green with the shape of an extra, EXTRA! tall hour glass and the console itself a reflection of him and his new found purpose and also mirrored and echoed the sentiment of the rest of the interior.  Meanwhile in Kentucky in the city of Morehead in the county of Rowan a journalist for the Rowan county times named Roxanne Roman was looking for her big scoup thinking to herself ,one day I'm going to be a journalist this town will remember for all time, and that she was certain of this. Heading into her office and having a lot of speculatory stuff she wanted to do her investigative journalistic inquiry on. Her boss Luke Bryitar a man who always gave her the best of thing's to inquire about, now in the room  he was very happy "hey Roxy have I got the story for you" he said confidently he continued " there's this man walking around town tasting food's and drink's like he was high or something." Roxanne a little purturbed about this just thought,at least it's a story, and said" I'll be on it luksey" she smiled. Meanwhile back in The jaracter's TARDIS he saw the console eject a sonic sword and he caught it. Examining it he noticed it was in the shape of the 10th doctor's sonic screwdriver but three inches longer in length, and an inch thicker than it. It had the bottom handle in similar fashion to his wife River Song's, the middle section of it though was like the version of the doctor he use to look like and the emitter top matched the rest of it with a blueish green dome. He pressed the three buttons one at a time that were in the lower middle section realizing they they were for ranges close, a little far away, and very far away. Delighted with this he pocketed it in his inward jacket pocket and piloted the TARDIS off to explore this new universe. Thinking to himself, now I've got to find out what I like to eat and drink and what I don't like to,. Finally having found out what he likes and doesn't and know what state he is currently dwelling was feeling accomplished. A woman behind him and he noticed her being there the whole time waited for her to say something and finally she asked " so dude are you high or something, cause you've been eating and drinking like you have the munchies?" The jaracter replied " new body new taste buds, have you tried eating and drinking after you brush your teeth? It's like that." Roxanne understood this and asked him a question" who are you?" The jaracter replied" I'm the jaracter, how are you? What's your name?" Roxanne replied" Roxanne, Roxanne Roman, my friends call me Roxy for short."